the most ingeniuos idea for a blog post ever written

Today I settled myself down before the keyboard, with the intention of typing up an exquisitely frank, honest and open post, full of heart felt words and phrases which would tell, with all the utmost truth, the hardships and endeavours that I, J, go through on a regular basis.

But today, I stumbled upon the most catastrophic and sly of The Writers most mortal enemies.

*drum roll*

M i n d   B l a n k

To my despair, for a good 40 minutes the inner depths of my world sailed around the forefront of my mind before this depressing image…

…which produced nothing but utter boredom and square eyes.

Somebody asked me today, following my last post (which you can recap here) if all the things I write about are true. Well, avid questioner, as I sit here, writing about, frankly- nothing and gurgling my way through a delightful can of Emerge (which I will pay you back for later Georgia- 30p wasn't it?) I can safely say, yes- every word, every syllable of these simple ramblings are overflowing at the brim with honesty. And they are simple ideas, these posts, but as Yoda says “Simplicity is good, but simple it is not” I mean, there are so many ways of making a blog effective just by talking, or writing about the plainest and most straightforward of life’s petit happenings- I could list a hundred unbelievably simple blog topics that make me smile J I like writing lists.

Hey, now that’s an idea...

Jx