too high for heels?

Yes, I am still alive. Just thought I’d point that out. No car accidents or freak natural disasters in England. I have no excuse for not writing for so long…there have been numerous times when I’ve just had pen and paper for company, but nothing seemed to want to be said. Blame good old Writers Block. For 5 months… L

Anyway, I'm back!
And as some of you may know, I'm not exactly short. And that’s what I'm babbling on about to you today. Being fairly tall has its benefits; actually being able to see the stage at festivals and people thinking you're older than you are to name a few. However one of the major inventions of the last few centuries is automatically one of the trickiest subjects known to vertically stretched womankind across the nation. That pose where you awkwardly bend down in photos to try to be the same height as everyone else, defying stereotype by being at least a head taller than the majority of males in the room…all caused by these guys:

Whoever invented them was a genius, I’ll give them that. I mean, look at the difference a simple pair of shoes can make.

 Same clothes, same girl, different effect! Even just wearing them makes you feel good- they instantly change your posture and make your legs look twice as good too... :P

And, yes its great, but rather than guys being able to tilt your chin up to look at them before going in for the kiss, you give them a first class view up your nose and of the inside of your mouth as you smile gawkily down at them. Oh the romance…

If I'm gonna be tall, I might as well go full out and get a pair of these just for the sake of it!

…but I think I’ll stick to wearing flats…

 Jx